vvhaleshark:

if ur ever feelin down just remember ur 50% mermaid

seedy:

guys that think all girls dress to impress them

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e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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de-la-ciudad:

Dying of the Chicago River for St. Patrick’s Day
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lazheii:

☾★ Radical people belong here ★☽
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luxury-andfashion:

personal blog
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rollingstone:

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is wearing absolutely nothing but the immortal words of Thomas Jefferson on our new cover.
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theprotip:

Pro tips here
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